Why were they banned from D.C. bars? Because even in a city of spies, nobody likes a guy recording his happy hour in 720p.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Could this joke BE any funnier?
There is a joke in my boot!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.