2025 Classic: The 2025 Ryder Cup Prep
Why was Bethpage Black already looking scary? Because the New York crowd was preparing to be so loud that the European team was considering wearing… Read More »2025 Classic: The 2025 Ryder Cup Prep
2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even if the movie was a fever dream, the high notes were… Read More »2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
2024 Classic: The Claude 3.5 Sonnet
Why was the coder so relaxed? He found an AI that actually knows how to code, so now his job is just “Copy-Paste Specialist.” Part… Read More »2024 Classic: The Claude 3.5 Sonnet
2024 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did 20 Days in Mariupol win? To remind us that while we’re wearing tuxedos, the rest of the world is fighting for survival. Part… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
2023 Legacy: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my emails un-billable? Wait, no, I mean un-hackable.” Part of the 49 Lawyer… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Tech Support
2022 Legacy: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t reach the bulb, do 10 sets of ‘ladder-climbers’!” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the Multiverse… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Gym Teacher
2022 Archive: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started “Recalculating” her life choices as soon as she opened the app. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2022 Archive: The Map
2022 Legacy: The 2022 Quiet Quitting
I’m doing the bare minimum at work because I’ve realized that my job doesn’t love me back. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022… Read More »2022 Legacy: The 2022 Quiet Quitting
2022 Vintage: The Load
I’m “buffering” my social energy for the real world. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The “Break My Soul” Beyoncé
Why was the 4th so “Motivating”? Because Beyoncé told us to quit our jobs and find a new foundation, which is exactly what we did… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Break My Soul” Beyoncé