Why did Bush pick the guy running the search committee? Because Cheney did such a thorough job looking for a VP that he realized the only person he could truly trust was himself.
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
That was super fast and super funny!
The Dude abides... this joke.