Why was the 4th so “Motivating”? Because Beyoncé told us to quit our jobs and find a new foundation, which is exactly what we did after the BBQ.
Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
That still only counts as one laugh!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!