2005 Classic: The 2005 Legend

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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Myspace_Tom11/12/2004 00:55I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Agent_Smith_0103/03/1995 20:47It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Brick_Tamland_L11/20/2013 07:29I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Hamster_Dance_X07/26/2011 11:49Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Charlie_Bit_Me06/30/1999 16:32Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@PopUp_Blocker_X10/28/2000 04:28I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.