What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my emails un-billable? Wait, no, I mean un-hackable.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.