2022 Legacy: The 2022 Quiet Quitting
I’m doing the bare minimum at work because I’ve realized that my job doesn’t love me back. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022… Read More »2022 Legacy: The 2022 Quiet Quitting
2021 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Promising Young Woman win? Because a nurse’s uniform and a notebook are the new “Action Hero” accessories. Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2021 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
2021 Legacy: The Smartwatch Homily Vibration
A young priest trying to read his sermon notes off a tablet screen, while his smartwatch continuously vibrates on his wrist, displaying a flood of… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Smartwatch Homily Vibration
2021 Classic: The Harrison Ford Appearance
Why did he read the “Editing” notes? To show that even Indiana Jones hates it when a movie is too long. Part of the 37… Read More »2021 Classic: The Harrison Ford Appearance
2020 Classic: The Nintendo Switch “Ring Fit”
Why was the clerk squatting? He was “gaming” his way through a 5-mile run in his living room while “waiting for a file to sync.”… Read More »2020 Classic: The Nintendo Switch “Ring Fit”
2020 Classic: The Diego Maradona Farewell
Why did the world cry in November? Because the “God of Football” left us, leaving Argentina and Naples in eternal mourning. Part of the 50… Read More »2020 Classic: The Diego Maradona Farewell
2019 Archive: Game of Thrones Finale
Why was the holiday party so disappointing? Because the final season ended, and everyone spent the night arguing about why a guy who “doesn’t want… Read More »2019 Archive: Game of Thrones Finale
2019 Classic: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Influencer Credits’?” “No.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition… Read More »2019 Classic: The Dentist
2018 Legacy: The Supreme Sticker Craze Finale
Why every single plastic binder, calculator case, and laptop in the school was still covered in a bright red rectangular logo sticker for no logical… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Supreme Sticker Craze Finale
2017 Archive: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” about the spinning craze. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified