Why Denzel? For a post-apocalyptic movie that proved that even in the wasteland, a good pair of shades and a leather-bound book are the ultimate accessories.
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!