2017 Archive: The Bird

I’m “tweeting” about the spinning craze.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

@SouthPark_Stan10/09/2009 14:36Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Scanner_Darkly08/29/2008 01:48I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Green_Day_Fan04/19/2010 00:13Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Cow_And_Chicken10/16/2010 23:29Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Pretty_In_Pink07/09/2000 11:35Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Overly_Attached03/26/2014 21:17I’m watching you... read this joke!

@First_World_P07/26/2011 20:09My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler07/29/2009 00:08May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Arthas_Fan_0207/21/2009 19:16Succeeding you, father... in laughing!