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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue03/30/1995 19:17Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Scream_Ghostface09/09/2002 07:16Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Coffee_Addict05/13/2011 00:32404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Broadband_Newbie02/10/2007 05:39Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Beavis_Cornholio02/22/2008 01:25I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Numa_Numa_Guy03/04/1998 10:59Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog04/15/1999 11:41Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.