2013 Vintage: The Google Glass “Glassholes”
Why were they banned from D.C. bars? Because even in a city of spies, nobody likes a guy recording his happy hour in 720p. Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Google Glass “Glassholes”
2012 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Dragons
Why the mentions? Because in 2012, Daenerys’s dragons were still small, cute, and weren’t burning down entire cities (or HBO’s budget) yet. Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Dragons
2012 Vintage: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Java
2011 Legacy: The Rage Comic Binder
Spending your entire art budget using black markers to draw poorly rendered “Trollface” and “Forever Alone” internet memes on the front of your school folders.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Rage Comic Binder
2011 Classic: The Adele “21” Domination
Why was everyone listening to “Someone Like You”? Because after three years of the “Great Recession,” everyone was in the mood for a good cry.… Read More »2011 Classic: The Adele “21” Domination
2010 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2010 Archive: The Book of Eli Sunglasses
Why Denzel? For a post-apocalyptic movie that proved that even in the wasteland, a good pair of shades and a leather-bound book are the ultimate… Read More »2010 Archive: The Book of Eli Sunglasses
2008 Vintage: The Apple
I’m “taking” a bite out of the new App Store. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Apple
2008 Classic: Gossip Girl
Why was everyone whispering “XOXO”? Because the show made us all feel like we were elite Manhattanites, even if we were just eating ham in… Read More »2008 Classic: Gossip Girl
2008 Vintage: The “Single Ladies” Dance
Why was Mom waving her left hand around? Because Beyoncé gave her an anthem, and if Dad didn’t “put a ring on it” (again), there… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Single Ladies” Dance