2003 Vintage: The Trash
Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Trash
2002 Classic: The Kingdom Hearts Player
“My friends are my power! …And this 60-watt bulb!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Gangs of New York
“Our neighborhood is getting rough.” “Because of gangs?” “No, because the Homeowners Association is fighting over the color of my mailbox.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Gangs of New York
2001 Archive: The Office Coffee
Why did it taste like 1995? Because the machine was the only thing that didn’t get a “New Millennium” upgrade. Part of the 79 Office… Read More »2001 Archive: The Office Coffee
2000 Archive: Dick Cheney’s Selection
Why did Bush pick the guy running the search committee? Because Cheney did such a thorough job looking for a VP that he realized the… Read More »2000 Archive: Dick Cheney’s Selection
1999 Vintage: The Y2K Bug #2
A guy tells his wife he’s a “Y2K Expert.” She says, “That explains why you spend all day doing nothing and then panic at the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Y2K Bug #2
1999 Classic: The Y2K Surgeon
My surgeon said he’s moving all operations to December 30th. He doesn’t want to be mid-incision when his scalpel decides it’s actually the year 1900.… Read More »1999 Classic: The Y2K Surgeon
1999 Legacy: The Pokémon Yellow
Why were the kids screaming? They finally got Pikachu to follow them on their Game Boy and refused to turn it off for “electronic interference”… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Pokémon Yellow
1999 Legacy: Super Smash Bros
Why was there a brawl in the living room? Because Mario, Link, and Pikachu were fighting on the N64, and Dad didn’t understand why the… Read More »1999 Legacy: Super Smash Bros
1999 Legacy: The Sandler Surge
Why was Big Daddy nominated? Because Adam Sandler proved that his special brand of “screaming at children” was a gold mine for Razzie voters, even if it… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Sandler Surge