Why was there a brawl in the living room? Because Mario, Link, and Pikachu were fighting on the N64, and Dad didn’t understand why the plumber was hitting the electric rat.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
A joke for the end of the world.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!