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2021 Legacy: The Smartwatch Homily Vibration

A young priest trying to read his sermon notes off a tablet screen, while his smartwatch continuously vibrates on his wrist, displaying a flood of notifications from a sports score group chat.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2021 “Hybrid Services, QR Code Pews & Zoom Confirmation Classes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator01/30/2009 21:26Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@ICQ_Classic03/20/1998 23:43That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Iron_Man_Tony04/28/2000 00:16I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Lock_Stock_Two09/27/2011 20:28It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@E_T_Phone_Home02/24/2004 08:10E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Weird_Science_G05/20/2013 05:32We created a monster... of a joke!
@Brennan_Huff_X10/24/1998 10:36I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost10/31/2013 05:20Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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