2011 Legacy: The Choice
“Should we get a Kindle or a Nook?” “Does it matter? You’re just going to use it as a coaster for your wine.” Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Choice
2010 Classic: The Load
I’m “buffering” my new identity. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Three
I’m “free.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Digital Camera “Smile Shutter”
Why did the dad look so confused? He was trying to take a picture of a cat, but the camera was waiting for the cat… Read More »2009 Classic: The Digital Camera “Smile Shutter”
2009 Classic: The Wine List
“I’ll have the red. The color of my bank account.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The “Over Her Dead Body” Burn
Why Eva Longoria? For a romantic comedy that was so “dead on arrival” it should have come with an autopsy report. Part of the 37… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Over Her Dead Body” Burn
2007 Archive: The “Blackwater” Controversy (Nisour Square)
Why did this hurt the military? Because it proved that “Private Security” is like a “Fire and Forget” missile—sometimes it “Forgets” who the target is.… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Blackwater” Controversy (Nisour Square)
2006 Archive: The Scholastic Invisible Ink Pen
Buying a neon spy pen at the book fair and using the ultraviolet light to write secret notes to your friend on the back of… Read More »2006 Archive: The Scholastic Invisible Ink Pen
2006 Legacy: The Leather
I’m “tough” enough for the web. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Patricia Arquette Shock
Why did she win for Medium? For proving that talking to dead people is a great career move, especially if they give you spoilers for… Read More »2005 Classic: The Patricia Arquette Shock