I’m “tough” enough for the web.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!