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2005 Classic: The Patricia Arquette Shock

Why did she win for Medium? For proving that talking to dead people is a great career move, especially if they give you spoilers for the awards ceremony.

Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Lost in the Jungle, Desperate Housewives & The Daily Show Double” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder02/09/2002 23:50I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Home_Alone_Kevin06/11/1998 13:42Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Married_With_Kids04/29/2014 13:44Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Incredibles_Dash09/18/2012 23:42That was super fast and super funny!
@Nirvana_Teen02/16/2015 15:00Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro11/24/1998 13:36Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Netscape_Now_B04/16/2005 07:46I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Get_Flash_Player08/10/1998 17:05Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Opera_User_9908/13/2013 23:39Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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