2019 Legacy: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 5. The son-in-law tried to explain ‘The Cloud.’ I told him he’s been living in one for years.” Part of the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Diary
2018 Classic: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the supply drop. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Magnet
I’m “attracted” to the new skins in the item shop. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Magnet
2018 Vintage: Kellyanne Conway’s Win
Why did she win Worst Supporting Actress? For her “performance” as herself in the same documentaries as Trump, proving that in 2018, Washington D.C. was… Read More »2018 Vintage: Kellyanne Conway’s Win
2017 Archive: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.” Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Archive: The Scared Snake
2016 Vintage: The “Mother’s Day” Vibe
Why Garry Marshall? For a star-studded holiday movie that felt like a very long, very boring brunch. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Mother’s Day” Vibe
2015 Archive: The Patricia Arquette Speech
Why did Meryl Streep point and cheer? Because when a Best Supporting Actress demands equal pay for women, she becomes the unofficial President of Hollywood… Read More »2015 Archive: The Patricia Arquette Speech
2015 Classic: Iggy Azalea’s Hair
Why was it a meme? Because her braided crown looked less like “fancy” fashion and more like a very intricate bird’s nest or a loaf… Read More »2015 Classic: Iggy Azalea’s Hair
2015 Vintage: The Menu
I’m “selecting” my favorite emotion from Inside Out. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: Benedict Cumberbatch
Why was “Cumberbatching” a thing? Because in 2014, he was Sherlock, an Alan Turing, and a dragon, proving that a long face and a British… Read More »2014 Vintage: Benedict Cumberbatch