2018 Vintage: The Magnet

I’m “attracted” to the new skins in the item shop.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

@OfficeWorker_9901/20/2009 16:37I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Matrix_Rebel12/01/2003 19:50I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Dorm_Room_Hero09/05/2003 17:50My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@SoulSeek_Fan12/19/1999 11:31Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Cipher_Steak03/25/1995 01:16Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.