2018 Classic: The Monkey

I’m “swinging” by the supply drop.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

@X-Gen_Mark06/18/2006 06:42This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Linux_Distro_User02/28/2010 08:15Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Starship_Troopers05/18/2006 07:24I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Grunge_Lord_9412/29/2007 01:43I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Heathers_Winona06/12/2008 08:35Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Hacktivist_Fan06/18/1997 13:19Hacking into the comedy mainframe.