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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor04/30/2011 05:04I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Cyber_Traveler10/07/2001 15:45Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Iron_Man_Tony07/17/2010 16:51I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Malware_Hunter12/08/2011 00:31Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Grunge_Lord_9410/08/2008 18:11I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Brick_Tamland_L03/05/2008 13:32I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@DMOZ_Volunteer12/28/1997 03:40Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@IMVU_Chatter01/09/1996 06:403D laughs are the best!