2022 Archive: The US Men’s Soccer World Cup
Why were they “hopeful”? Because they got out of the group stage and proved that the 2026 hosts might actually know how to play “football”… Read More »2022 Archive: The US Men’s Soccer World Cup
2022 Legacy: The Facebook “Metaverse” Avatars (Year 2)
Why did they finally get legs? Because 2022 was the year we realized that floating torsos are bad for morale. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Facebook “Metaverse” Avatars (Year 2)
2021 Legacy: The “Berries and Cream” Lad
Why was a little man in a wig dancing on the porch? Because an old Starburst commercial came back from the dead to haunt our… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Berries and Cream” Lad
2021 Classic: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a PCR Technician!” “Great, tell this guy his results are delayed!” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Emergency
2021 Classic: The Sitcom
She says Ted Lasso is “too nice.” She prefers a show where everyone is “honestly miserable,” like ours. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT… Read More »2021 Classic: The Sitcom
2021 Classic: The Spiral
I told her I’m in a Saw movie. She said, “The ‘trap’ is the laundry room. Go play a game.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Classic: The Spiral
2020 Archive: The Disney+ “Hamilton” Release
Why was the whole staff singing about 1776? Because we finally got to see the Broadway show from our couches, and now everyone thinks they’re… Read More »2020 Archive: The Disney+ “Hamilton” Release
2020 Classic: The Driveway Workout
Why did the dad start lifting grocery bags? He wanted to maintain his “heavy-lifting” status for the next big shop. Part of the 63 Original… Read More »2020 Classic: The Driveway Workout
2020 Classic: The Fitbit “Active Zone Minutes”
Why was the watch buzzing? It told the boss his heart rate was up, but he was just getting a stressful email from his mother-in-law.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Fitbit “Active Zone Minutes”
2019 Legacy: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 5. The son-in-law tried to explain ‘The Cloud.’ I told him he’s been living in one for years.” Part of the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Diary