Why were they “hopeful”? Because they got out of the group stage and proved that the 2026 hosts might actually know how to play “football” by the time it arrives.
Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The Gym Membership
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
I see you... laughing!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Very nice! Great success!