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🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He t...read more »

Welcome to 2012 – the year we were all supposed to perish accordi...read more »

Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop&nbsp...read more »

Why did the CFO refuse to transfer the funds? Because the CEO’s ...read more »

Why was the manager floating? Because "Sitting is the new death,...read more »

Welcome to 2024 – the year the office officially went "Spatial" w...read more »

Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because t...read more »

Why did the dad cry? Because 1995 was just a second ago, and now...read more »

Welcome to 2005 – the year the American version of The Offic...read more »

Excel is a powerful tool, provided you don’t break the formulas.I...read more »

Nothing says "we are a family" like being forced to do trust fall...read more »

Why is the boss tapping his index finger? He’s "scrolling the wo...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Windows 98 debuted with a fa...read more »

Welcome to 2013 – the year Microsoft admitted its mistake and rel...read more »

@Simpson_Quotes04/14/2006 03:08D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Cheers_Norm05/20/2011 09:39Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Inkjet_Printers10/22/2007 02:19Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Trinity_Matrix01/28/2003 16:10Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/27/2001 04:03Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Reservoir_Joe07/28/2004 18:10Professional humor for professional people.

@Ultima_Online_V10/20/1995 07:50Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?