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2009 Classic: The Three

 I’m “free.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro03/04/1996 02:42Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Linux_Distro_Fan12/19/2010 14:05Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@SoulSeek_Fan11/29/1996 05:11Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Tank_Operator04/01/2000 23:11Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Zoolander_Mug03/19/1995 01:55I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan05/29/2010 09:36Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Trololo_Man_7007/24/2014 10:22Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Deal_With_It_G09/27/2008 03:35Deal with it. This is gold.

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