I’m “free.”
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Deal with it. This is gold.