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2023 Classic: The “Patriot” vs. “Kinzhal”

Why was the 2023 “Intercept” a win for Raytheon? Because it proved that a 1980s “Defensive” system can catch a “Hypersonic” missile that was supposed to be “Unstoppable.”

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cyber_Security_X03/29/2011 02:39Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Karate_Kid_Wax01/17/2008 15:23Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Tina_Eat_Food03/02/2006 15:36Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Dodgeball_Pat02/10/2010 01:56If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Shut_Up_Money10/18/2011 16:11Shut up and take my laughter!
@Android_Bot_9908/23/1998 09:34Beep boop. Humor recognized.
@Social_Media_G01/23/1995 22:36I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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