Why was the 2023 “Intercept” a win for Raytheon? Because it proved that a 1980s “Defensive” system can catch a “Hypersonic” missile that was supposed to be “Unstoppable.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »
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Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »
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Why did the Pentagon have to "Reboot" the Tactical AI in 2025? Be...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 1998 “Desert Fox & Digital Drills” Edition
In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2024)
Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »
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Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Night Vision" GPNVG-24
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2024 Vintage: The "Artillery" Renaissance
Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »
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In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »
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In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
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In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Stryker" with a Directed-Energy Weapon
Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »
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Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Shut up and take my laughter!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!