2003 Archive: The Hulk Movie
“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!” “I don’t like you when you’re hungry either, so eat your cereal.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Archive: The Hulk Movie
2002 Legacy: The 2002 Icon
One, but they do it while listening to A Walk to Remember soundtrack on a Discman. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic… Read More »2002 Legacy: The 2002 Icon
2002 Archive: The Final 2002 Political Vibe
Why was it a “Year of Preparation”? Because we spent the whole year talking about a war that hadn’t started yet, spending money we hadn’t… Read More »2002 Archive: The Final 2002 Political Vibe
2002 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Lead Economy
Trading two sticks of 0.7mm graphite for a bag of chips because the school store completely ran out of office supplies. Part of the 37… Read More »2002 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Lead Economy
2002 Vintage: The Stryker Vehicle Debut
Why did the Army want a “Fast” armored car? To prove that we can get to the fight twice as fast, even if we’re not… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Stryker Vehicle Debut
2000 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child “Independent Women”
Why Charlie’s Angels? For the anthem that made every woman in 2000 feel like she could buy her own diamond ring. Part of the 35… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child “Independent Women”
2000 Archive: The Hollow Man
“I feel invisible.” “Did you take a serum?” “No, I just walked past my wife while the re-runs of Friends were on.” Part of the 53 Adult… Read More »2000 Archive: The Hollow Man
2000 Archive: The Meet the Parents Fear
Why was the boyfriend so nervous? Because Robert De Niro taught us that if you can’t “milk a cat,” you’re not ready to marry into… Read More »2000 Archive: The Meet the Parents Fear
2000 Archive: The Launch of Baidu
Why was the “Great Firewall” getting a search engine? Because China decided they needed their own way to find things on the web, starting a… Read More »2000 Archive: The Launch of Baidu
1999 Legacy: The “Stigmata” Vibe
Why Patricia Arquette? For making a religious thriller feel like a very long, very sweaty music video. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Legacy: The “Stigmata” Vibe