Why did the Army want a “Fast” armored car? To prove that we can get to the fight twice as fast, even if we’re not entirely sure what to do once we arrive in a vehicle with eight tires and a “New Car” smell.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
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