2000 Archive: The Meet the Parents Fear

Why was the boyfriend so nervous? Because Robert De Niro taught us that if you can’t “milk a cat,” you’re not ready to marry into the family.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 4th so "Viral"? Because the Ee-yah! ad-lib was the on...read more »

Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

Why was everyone staring at the sky with genuine concern? Because...read more »

In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »

Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »

Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »

In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »

In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »

Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »

Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_301/04/2007 23:34Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Firewire_Fan02/13/2004 09:27Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Anchorman_Ron06/02/2009 10:48I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Frame_Set_Wizard12/12/2004 15:22I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Hacktivist_Fan03/02/2003 01:45Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

@Selfie_King_0505/05/1999 04:02Taking a photo of me laughing!