2021 Archive: The Vaccination
She asked what’s in the vaccine. I told her science. She said, “I’m more worried about what’s in your head—it’s clearly mostly air and 90s… Read More »2021 Archive: The Vaccination
2021 Vintage: The Bernie Mittens
The most powerful man at the Inauguration wasn’t the President; it was a guy in a brown parka and knitted mittens sitting in a folding… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Bernie Mittens
2021 Vintage: The Death of Michael K. Williams (Music Impact)
Why the “Omar’s Whistle”? For the actor whose presence in music videos and the culture was as powerful as any rock star. Part of the… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Death of Michael K. Williams (Music Impact)
2020 Vintage: The Zoom Call
I accidentally walked behind my wife during her board meeting wearing nothing but boxers and a “World’s Okayest Dad” t-shirt. She didn’t call it a… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Zoom Call
2020 Legacy: The Launch of Disney+ in Europe
Why were we so happy? Because The Mandalorian finally arrived just in time to give us something to watch other than the ceiling. Part of the 31… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Launch of Disney+ in Europe
2019 Archive: The Pokémon Detective Pikachu
I told her I’m a detective. She told me to detect where the smell in the fridge is coming from. Part of the 64 Marriage… Read More »2019 Archive: The Pokémon Detective Pikachu
2018 Legacy: The “Finesse” Remix
Bruno Mars and Cardi B. 1992 called and it wants its neon windbreaker back. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Finesse” Remix
2017 Vintage: The Launch of “Mastodon”
Why was there a woolly mammoth? Because people started looking for a decentralized Twitter, unaware that 140 characters (now 280) was a hard addiction to… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Launch of “Mastodon”
2017 Archive: The iPhone X FaceID
“My phone won’t unlock!” “Is the camera broken?” “No, I just woke up with a hangover and my phone doesn’t recognize this ‘puffy version’ of me as… Read More »2017 Archive: The iPhone X FaceID
2016 Classic: The Scared Bird
Why did the woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a “splitting” headache. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em… Read More »2016 Classic: The Scared Bird