2010 Archive: The Dexter Finale
Why did Michael C. Hall lose again? Because being a serial killer is fine, until Walter White starts cooking. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2010 Archive: The Dexter Finale
2009 Archive: The Minecraft Break
Why was there a wall of dirt in the middle of the office? The intern started playing Minecraft and forgot that “building blocks” isn’t a corporate strategy.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Minecraft Break
2008 Legacy: The Twilight
A guy walks in and says, “I’m a vampire.” The bartender says, “Great, then you won’t need a drink with a pulse.” Part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Twilight
2008 Classic: The Mojito
“Muddling through the recession, one leaf at a time.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Classic: The Mojito
2008 Classic: The SpaceX Success
Why was the lawyer happy SpaceX reached orbit? Because “Space Law” finally became a billable category. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial… Read More »2008 Classic: The SpaceX Success
2008 Vintage: The End of the “Bush Era”
Why was George W. so ready to leave? Because he realized that being President during a recession is like being the captain of the Titanic… Read More »2008 Vintage: The End of the “Bush Era”
2008 Archive: The Quantum of Solace Speed
A Bond movie that moves so fast I’m not even sure if James Bond was actually in it. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The Quantum of Solace Speed
2008 Legacy: The iPhone 3G Launch
Why did it change the election? Because for the first time, you could watch a candidate’s gaffe in high resolution while waiting for the bus.… Read More »2008 Legacy: The iPhone 3G Launch
2007 Vintage: The Scared Bird
Why did the woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a “splitting” headache. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Scared Bird
2007 Legacy: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my apps for the first time. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified