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2009 Archive: The Minecraft Break

 Why was there a wall of dirt in the middle of the office? The intern started playing Minecraft and forgot that “building blocks” isn’t a corporate strategy.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro06/10/2013 23:11Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Beanie_Baby_Collector09/29/2000 08:06This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Discman_Skipper11/22/2001 16:04Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@SpiderMan_Tobey10/18/2015 05:39With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/17/2001 00:39Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette09/21/2001 02:13I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Offspring_Guy01/23/2006 02:52The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Liger_Owner_X02/08/1996 22:43It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Neopets_Trader12/30/2007 11:53Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Challenge_Acc01/03/2013 10:46Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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