2015 Archive: The Apple Music Launch
Why was the office radio so confused? Because the manager switched to Beats 1 and now everyone has to listen to “World-Exclusive” tracks instead of… Read More »2015 Archive: The Apple Music Launch
2015 Legacy: The Rickie Fowler “Overrated” Response
Why was the Players Championship so spicy? Because a player poll said he was overrated, so he went out and played the best four holes… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Rickie Fowler “Overrated” Response
2012 Vintage: The Magic Mike Move
A husband tries to strip for his wife. She stops him and says, “Unless you can make the mortgage disappear, put your pants back on, you’re… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Magic Mike Move
2012 Archive: The Damian Lewis Shock
Why did he beat Bryan Cranston and Jon Hamm? For proving that a British accent and being a potential sleeper agent is a combination the… Read More »2012 Archive: The Damian Lewis Shock
2012 Classic: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my apocalypse buddy! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2012 Classic: The Tank
2012 Vintage: The Jimmy Kimmel Prank
Why did he tell everyone to tweet that Tracy Morgan fainted on stage? To prove that the internet will believe anything if 500 celebrities say… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Jimmy Kimmel Prank
2011 Vintage: The Tim Tebow “Mile High Magic”
Why were the Broncos winning with 2 completions? Because Tebow was praying in the 4th quarter and the football gods were actually listening. Part of… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Tim Tebow “Mile High Magic”
2011 Archive: The Siri Interruption
The entire biology class bursting into laughter because a rich kid’s brand-new iPhone 4S activated itself inside a backpack and loudly asked, “What can I… Read More »2011 Archive: The Siri Interruption
2010 Vintage: The Rain
I’m “pouring” my thoughts into a caption. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Dexter Finale
Why did Michael C. Hall lose again? Because being a serial killer is fine, until Walter White starts cooking. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2010 Archive: The Dexter Finale