2025 Legacy: The Smart Glasses
Why did the dad keep blinking at his soup? He was trying to “double-click” to see the nutritional facts. Part of the 61 Original Dad… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Smart Glasses
2024 Classic: The “Apple” Charli XCX
I’m doing the dance. You’re doing the dance. The guy at the DMV is doing the dance. It’s a “Brat” summer. Part of the 78… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Apple” Charli XCX
2023 Vintage: The Bear’s First Course
Why did it sweep the comedy categories? For proving that a stressful, high-intensity sandwich shop is actually a “comedy”—at least compared to a real-life restaurant… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Bear’s First Course
2023 Archive: The Best Director Duo
Why did the Daniels win? To prove that two brains are better than one, especially when both brains are obsessed with butt plugs and bagels.… Read More »2023 Archive: The Best Director Duo
2023 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Archive: The Robin
2023 Vintage: The ChatGPT-4 Laziness
Why did the chatbot stop writing the newsletter? Because even the AI realized that writing “Weekly Synergy Updates” is a waste of its processing power.… Read More »2023 Vintage: The ChatGPT-4 Laziness
2023 Legacy: The Barbenheimer Misunderstanding
Going to the local cinema because the grandkids mentioned a major double-feature event, and spending three hours completely confused as to why a colorful plastic… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Barbenheimer Misunderstanding
2023 Archive: The Cocaine Bear Legacy
Why were we afraid of the local wildlife? Because 2023 taught us that a bear on “energy powder” is the ultimate summer antagonist. Part of… Read More »2023 Archive: The Cocaine Bear Legacy
2022 Vintage: The Launch of BeReal (Peak)
Why were we getting a notification at 3 PM? Because we all wanted to show our friends that we were sitting at a desk, looking… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Launch of BeReal (Peak)
2021 Vintage: The Bernie Mittens
The most powerful man at the Inauguration wasn’t the President; it was a guy in a brown parka and knitted mittens sitting in a folding… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Bernie Mittens