Why did the dad keep blinking at his soup? He was trying to “double-click” to see the nutritional facts.
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Q: What did the photon say...
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63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
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Kid: I had a thought.
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63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
That was super fast and super funny!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
My followers need to see this!