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2017 Vintage: The Launch of “Mastodon”

 Why was there a woolly mammoth? Because people started looking for a decentralized Twitter, unaware that 140 characters (now 280) was a hard addiction to break.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level03/23/2001 05:38There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Pizza_Pizza_9911/18/2015 15:21Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Tank_Operator01/08/2003 10:53Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Ring_Member_9806/13/2007 02:37Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Social_Media_G04/03/2008 15:16I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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