2020 Archive: The Marriage Humor Archive (1995–2025)
IN PROGRESS. Current Milestone: 1995 (The “Classic Compromise” Edition) – ARCHIVED. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Nintendo Mario 35th Anniversary
Why were we playing 8-bit games? Because nostalgia was the only thing keeping us sane, and 3D All-Stars was the only “vacation” we could afford.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Nintendo Mario 35th Anniversary
2019 Classic: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-dote.” Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive.… Read More »2019 Classic: The Little Ant
2019 Vintage: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 41… Read More »2019 Vintage: The RAM
2019 Classic: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the comic-con. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Dark Mode
Why did the blonde wear a headlamp to use her phone? She turned on “Dark Mode” and thought the light had broken. Part of the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Dark Mode
2017 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2017 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2017 Archive: The Laptop
I’m “folding” under the pressure of the blockchain. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Brazil Olympic Soccer Gold
Why was Neymar crying at the Maracanã? Because he finally won the one trophy Brazil was missing, getting revenge for the 2014 nightmare. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Brazil Olympic Soccer Gold
2016 Legacy: The Little Dog
What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All”… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Little Dog