Why did every soldier have one? To make sure their “Tactical Reload” looks good on their private YouTube channel.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Dragon Drones
Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition
In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Patriot" vs. "Everything"
Why is the Patriot the MVP? Because it’s the only 40-year-old in ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Transformation" of the Navy (Constellation-class)
Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Winning" Narrative
Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »
31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition
In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition
In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition
In 2003, the military proved it could conquer a country in three ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Virtual" Veteran
Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Stryker" with a Directed-Energy Weapon
Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition
In 2014, the military world got a 19th-century wake-up call in th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Tapping my way to a good mood.