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2020 Archive: The Nintendo Mario 35th Anniversary

Why were we playing 8-bit games? Because nostalgia was the only thing keeping us sane, and 3D All-Stars was the only “vacation” we could afford.

Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition
In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (Finally!)
Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Coronation of King Charles III
Why was the uncle demanding a crown? Because after the coronation...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
2025 Archive: The Carbon Footprint Tax
Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »

😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Woody01/19/2009 17:30There is a joke in my boot!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/06/2003 10:21The Dude abides... this joke.
@Austin_Powers_Y12/10/2000 15:39Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Pedro_For_Pres06/09/2012 01:15Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Bad_Luck_Brian12/04/2001 17:37Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Second_Life_Avy10/06/2004 21:00In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Protoss_Pylon06/13/1998 09:02You must construct additional laughs!

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