2016 Archive: Lights Out
Why were the kids afraid to turn off the porch light? Because Diana only appears in the shadows, and 2016 was already dark enough. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: Lights Out
2016 Classic: The Brazil Olympic Soccer Gold
Why was Neymar crying at the Maracanã? Because he finally won the one trophy Brazil was missing, getting revenge for the 2014 nightmare. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Brazil Olympic Soccer Gold
2016 Vintage: Dabbing
Why was the nephew constantly burying his face in his elbow? He wasn’t crying over the broccoli; he was just performing the “Dab,” which Grandma… Read More »2016 Vintage: Dabbing
2015 Archive: The Jordan Spieth Masters
Why was he the “New Tiger”? Because he led from start to finish at age 21, proving that Augusta National is a lot easier if… Read More »2015 Archive: The Jordan Spieth Masters
2014 Legacy: The “Left Shark” (Pre-Hype)
Why were people practicing their “uncoordinated shark dance”? Because they knew that within a few months, a Super Bowl performance would make “not knowing the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Left Shark” (Pre-Hype)
2014 Vintage: The Apple Watch Announcement
“It’s a computer on your wrist!” “Can it tell me why I’m still single?” “No, but it can track your heart rate while you realize it.”… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Apple Watch Announcement
2014 Classic: The Smart TV
Why did the blonde ask her TV to help her with homework? She heard it was a “Smart TV.” Part of the 53 Classic Blonde… Read More »2014 Classic: The Smart TV
2014 Archive: The Gone Girl “Cool Girl”
Why were husbands terrified? Because Rosamund Pike gave a performance that made every man in America double-check their life insurance policy and wonder if their… Read More »2014 Archive: The Gone Girl “Cool Girl”
2014 Vintage: Best Music Film
Why Live Kisses? Because Paul McCartney singing standards is the “comfort food” of the Academy. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get Lucky… Read More »2014 Vintage: Best Music Film
2014 Legacy: The Shmoney Dancer
One, but they have to throw their hat in the air and never let it come down. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Shmoney Dancer