Why were the kids afraid to turn off the porch light? Because Diana only appears in the shadows, and 2016 was already dark enough.
Part of the 39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Caitlin Clark" Effect
Why were so many ghosts wearing basketball jerseys? Because women...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition
In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition
In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »
2022 Classic: The "James Webb" Space Photos
Why were the ghost's eyes sparkling like distant galaxies? Becaus...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
What is this? A joke for ants?
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
True story! I was there!