Why were husbands terrified? Because Rosamund Pike gave a performance that made every man in America double-check their life insurance policy and wonder if their wife had a “hidden treasure hunt” planned.
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
One does not simply read one joke.
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Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
We are many. We are laughing.
A wild laugh appeared!