“It’s a computer on your wrist!” “Can it tell me why I’m still single?” “No, but it can track your heart rate while you realize it.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 2025 Smart Home
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A: Be...read more »
The Work Promotion
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53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
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The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!