2017 Archive: The Laptop

I’m “folding” under the pressure of the blockchain.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

@Scream_Ghostface05/28/1995 17:37Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy11/17/2012 00:48That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Pwnage_King09/23/1999 08:35Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Illidan_Blind08/16/2003 05:38I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Deal_With_It_G08/14/2007 13:16Deal with it. This is gold.