What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
What is this? A joke for ants?
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.