Why did politicians hate Miley Cyrus at the VMAs? Because she proved that if you stick your tongue out and dance weirdly, you can stay in the news longer than a $17 trillion debt ceiling debate.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
The power of three... laughs!
What is this? A joke for ants?
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
I should make a game about this joke.