2006 Vintage: The “Contractor” hair-style
Why the high-and-tight with a goatee? To make sure the local insurgents know you’re “Military-ish” but with a higher salary. Part of the 36 Military… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Contractor” hair-style
2005 Vintage: War of the Worlds
Why did everyone freeze when the tripod-shaped gravy boat touched the table? Because we were all waiting for the “BRRRRUUUUUM” sound to signify the alien… Read More »2005 Vintage: War of the Worlds
2005 Vintage: The Cherry
I’m the “top” of the search results. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Glove
I’m “fitting” into the team. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The King Kong (2005) Remake
Why was the Uncle climbing the ladder? Because Peter Jackson reminded us that giant apes are cool, and the Uncle felt very “giant” after three… Read More »2005 Archive: The King Kong (2005) Remake
2004 Vintage: George W. Bush vs. John Kerry
Why was the 2004 election so “windy”? Because the GOP spent the whole year calling Kerry a “flip-flopper,” while Kerry spent the year trying to… Read More »2004 Vintage: George W. Bush vs. John Kerry
2004 Classic: The “Everything is a Blog”
Why did the CEO start a “Leadership Blog”? To tell 500 employees what he had for breakfast in a very professional way. Part of the… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Everything is a Blog”
2003 Classic: The David Beckham Real Madrid Move
Why was Manchester crying? Because Becks took his right foot and his hair products to Spain to join the “Galacticos,” proving that soccer is 50%… Read More »2003 Classic: The David Beckham Real Madrid Move
2002 Archive: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you while I’m at the mall! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2002 Archive: The Alpine
2002 Legacy: The Broken Heart
Why did the man date a calendar? He heard her days were numbered. Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Broken Heart