2009 Archive: He’s Just Not That Into You
Why was this movie so popular? Because in 2009, we needed a 2-hour reminder that if he doesn’t call, it’s probably not because he lost… Read More »2009 Archive: He’s Just Not That Into You
2008 Vintage: The Coaster
A guy uses it to calculate how much he lost today. Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Coaster
2008 Classic: The Iron Man Ego
“I’m like Tony Stark!” “Genius, billionaire, playboy?” “No, I just have a piece of metal in my chest (my pacemaker) and I spend all my time tinkering… Read More »2008 Classic: The Iron Man Ego
2008 Archive: The 2008 Exit
“Why was 2008 so stressful?” “Because it was the year we realized that superheroes are fictional, but debt is very, very real.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The 2008 Exit
2008 Legacy: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill with water and a very optimistic attitude.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Pill Logic
2007 Classic: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my status update. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The India T20 World Cup
Why was cricket suddenly so fast? Because India won the first-ever T20 World Cup, and a billion people decided that three hours of cricket was… Read More »2007 Archive: The India T20 World Cup
2007 Classic: No Country for Old Men
Why was Javier Bardem’s haircut so scary? Because in 2007, we learned that a bowl cut and a cattle gun were the ultimate signs of… Read More »2007 Classic: No Country for Old Men
2007 Classic: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Core 2 Duo” was trying to render a Vista “DreamScene” wallpaper. Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2007 Classic: The Laptop Heat
2007 Vintage: The “Girlfriend” Avril
“Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your girlfriend!” Avril is back to remind us that she’s still a punk-pop menace. Part of the 62… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Girlfriend” Avril