2017 Vintage: The Fidget Spinner Hub
Why did the dad stay in the hardware store for three hours in 2017? Because he was trying to build the world’s first “ball-bearing” dad… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fidget Spinner Hub
2017 Legacy: The “Handmaid’s Tale” Popularity
Why were women dressing in red robes? To remind politicians that a dystopian novel is supposed to be a “Warning,” not a “To-Do List.” Part… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Handmaid’s Tale” Popularity
2016 Classic: The “Fly on Mike Pence’s Head” (Preview)
Why were the VP debates so quiet? Because compared to the main event, Tim Kaine and Mike Pence felt like a very polite Sunday school… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Fly on Mike Pence’s Head” (Preview)
2015 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2015 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
2015 Archive: Best Compilation Soundtrack
Why Frozen? Because “Let It Go” was the official background noise of planet Earth for the entirety of 2014. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2015 Archive: Best Compilation Soundtrack
2014 Archive: The Annie Remake
I told her the sun will come out tomorrow. She said, “It better, because you still haven’t mown the lawn.” Part of the 60 Marriage… Read More »2014 Archive: The Annie Remake
2013 Classic: The iPad Pulpit Overheat
Watching the tech-savvy head pastor attempt to read his entire Sunday homily off a brand-new high-definition tablet, only for the device to overheat and shut… Read More »2013 Classic: The iPad Pulpit Overheat
2013 Legacy: The Printer
I’m “inking” about printing my favorite meme. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Jeff Daniels? Because nobody expected the guy from Dumb and Dumber to win for being the smartest guy in the news. Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
2012 Vintage: The Tiger Woods’ 3 Wins
Why was everyone saying “He’s back”? Because Tiger won three PGA events and started looking like a predator again, even if his knees were held… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Tiger Woods’ 3 Wins