2012 Vintage: The Flappy Bird Precursor
The girl who scratched her touchscreen completely to pieces trying to master a primitive physics game during a boring library session. Part of the 38… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Flappy Bird Precursor
2012 Vintage: The Tiger Woods’ 3 Wins
Why was everyone saying “He’s back”? Because Tiger won three PGA events and started looking like a predator again, even if his knees were held… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Tiger Woods’ 3 Wins
2012 Legacy: The Dark Knight Rises Voice
I spent the whole movie trying to figure out if Tom Hardy was talking through a mask or if he just had a very loud… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Dark Knight Rises Voice
2012 Legacy: The Earth
I’m “grounded” in the fact that we’re still here. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Earth
2012 Legacy: The 2012 Exit
“Why was 2012 so loud?” “Because it was the year we realized the world wasn’t going to end, but we still had to go to work… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 Exit
2011 Vintage: The “Trespass” Burn
Why Nic Cage and Nicole Kidman? For a thriller where the most thrilling part was waiting for the end credits. Part of the 41 Razzie… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Trespass” Burn
2011 Vintage: The Cadel Evans Tour de France
Why was Australia wearing yellow? Because Cadel finally won the Tour, proving that you can be 34 and still have better legs than the kids.… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Cadel Evans Tour de France
2011 Archive: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent talking to Siri? “Voice-commanded database interrogation.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri… Read More »2011 Archive: The Hourly Rate
2010 Archive: The Eminem (Not Afraid) Fan
“I’m not afraid… to take a stand… on this ladder.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the iPad archive.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Eminem (Not Afraid) Fan
2009 Legacy: The Blind Side
“I’m a protector!” “You’re a guy who hides behind the couch when the doorbell rings. Sit down, Sandra.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Blind Side